Take Me Out to the Barnyard

Sung to: 
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Author Unknown

Take me out to the barnyard
Take me out there right now
Show me the cows, pigs, and horses too
I hear an oink and a neigh and a moo
There are chickens laying their eggs
If they don't lay it's a shame
Oh, it's one, two, three eggs today
And I'm glad I came